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America Takes Home Gold and Silver in 2026 US Olympic Ice Hockey
America has done the unthinkable and won both gold and silver in the 2026 Winter Olympic Games. The world could only stand on the lower podiums and below as it watched a true miracle on ICE: total domination by America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz2CNy_mQ3Y As you can see in the full battle, the USA (United States of America)…
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Adult Star Bonnie Blue Is Allegedly Pregnant
According to TMZ, adult film star Bonnie Blue is pregnant. The woman who gained headline acclaim for sleeping with 1,057 men in one day…specifically in 12 hours, posted a video detailing her symptoms and eventual discovery: Blue, whose real name is Tia Billinger, says that she has slept with over 400 men without protection and…
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Why Do People Buy So Much Toilet Paper for Two Day Winter Storms?
Over the last weekend, America faced an Arctic blast of cold air that caused several inches of snow and brutally cold temperatures of negative degree. Winter Storm Fern did cause tragedy, but it also left many people wondering about the sociology behind storm preparedness. One such woman is Ms. Bernadeen Mabel, who just could not…
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The Matriarch Queen of Greens – Thanksgiving Holiday Intro Walks
As the world continues its march from the shocking isolation of the early 2020s, it seems many people take it easier during the holidays. Black Friday thankfully no longer required being trampled as if you were Mufasa with an ornery Scar holding the discount sign at the door, and studies show families are opting out…
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Virtual Insanity in the 2020s
On August 19th, 1996, many people would say the world was a relatively different place than it is now. You wake up not to an alarm from a smart device, no “Alexa, five more minutes!” You trudge out of bed, hitting the analog button and start your day. Automation was waking up to an automatic…
